Punxsutawney Phil indicted

A prosecutor in Ohio has indicted Punxsutawney Phil on fraud charges.  He claims that Phil knew what he was doing when he predicted an early spring.  Michael T. Gmoser is also seeking the death penalty for the crimes.  This would make room for Phyllis (Phil's sister) to take over the duties of the official ground hog.  I've been saying all along that I had a bun and some bbq sauce with Phil's name on it lol.  Punxsutawney Phil