famous last words

A man in Connecticut was arrested for DUI.  His shirt in the mug shot is emblazened with "Hold my beer and watch this."  He was arrested after crashing into a graveyard.  I just find all of this amusing.  He's got to be idiot of the year.  What not to wear in your mug shot.

Ford Crib

Many parents have turned to their vehicles when baby won't go to sleep.  Something about the car ride soothes the baby and helps them sleep.  Unfortunately the parents are now awake because of going for the drive.  In steps the Ford Motor Company.  They've developed a crib that simulates the drive.  The baby gets a good sleep and the parents get the much needed sleep they deserve.  Right now there's only one that's been made but Ford is seriously considering making more.  crib

flip of the coin

An Illinois town has decided to choose their next village president by flipping a coin.  The election tied at 11 a piece.  Both candidates weren't thrilled with the low turnout but the tie stands so it's coin flipping time.  Maybe they should just agree to work together until the next election.  tied vote

when deer attack

A man was being dropped off at a hotel for an environmental training course when he was hit by a deer.  The critter was being chased by a dog and was probably just as surprised as the man when the collision happened.  It was April Fool's Day when the deer knocked the man down and until he convinced the hotel to share their surveillance video, everyone thought it was a joke.  Luckily the man was not injured.  hit by a deer

cell phone tower

A cell tower in Canada has gone missing.  The 68-foot tower was dismantled and removed on a trailer.  Police are looking for a Red Dodge truck and are asking for the public's assistance.  Someone had to have seen them tearing it down.  How does one hide something so big?    missing tower

The fight for Mario is real

Mario is not fighting Bowser, Boom Booms, or Koopa.  Instead a store owner in Florida is fighting to keep an inflatable Mario outside his store.  The City of Orange Park has ordered Scott Fisher to remove Mario from in front of his video game store and Scott has decided to file a lawsuit to try to keep Mario there.  Sometimes I think cities go too far.  inflatable

real life Mowgli

A young girl about age 10 has been rescued from a forest in India.  She was found living with monkeys.  The critters tried to keep the rescuers from taking her but a police officer was finally able to get her away and speed off in his patrol car while the monkeys gave chase.  The girl acted like an animal eating food off the floor and crawling around on her elbows and knees.  Since being rescued in January, she is now eating using her hands and walking upright.  She still can't speak but does understand what is being said to her.  Officials are hoping to discover how she got there and who her parents are.  living with monkeys